To obtain access to the
Top Secret chatroom, please submit a statement of intent, your
Curriculum Vitae, and three character references to:
TOP
SECRET CHATROOM
You will be notified via
electronic transmission of your acceptance or rejection within 48 hours of receipt of
required documentation.
Agents who wish to bypass the official registration
may join simply by providing they adhere to the following:
This Site Agreement between The Chick Who Created
FBIGUY ("TCWCF") and Agent It's Aawnn, Owner of the Chatroom
("IA," and collectively with CTCWCF and IA "we" or
"us"), and the following categories of persons
("you" or "your") and relates to certain electronic
services and information ("Services") to which you will have
electronic access to the Top Secret Chatroom on the Internet
("Site"):
You will receive all the Services received by a
Special Agent except that a Special Agent will have no time limitation
with respect to the use of these Services as long as they remain a
Special Agent. Registration on the Site is not required for this user
category. The end of the disclosure will reveal instructions on how to
obtain the ability to communicate electronically with a Other Special
Agents.
You acknowledge that the
Site is for informational purposes only and does not constitute a or
insinuate direct communication with Special Agent Owens or any member of
his family.
To become a Special Agent you must agree to be bound by all of the terms
and conditions that govern your use of the Site as set forth in this
Site Agreement below. An Agent will be deemed to accept the terms and
conditions of this Site Agreement by using the Site.
1) GOVERNING LAW
Except for statutes of limitation applicable to
claims, this Site Agreement and all the terms herein shall be governed
by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States of
America or more specifically to the whims of the chatroom owner
without giving effect to principles of conflicts of law or said whims.
2) INDEMNIFICATION
You hereby indemnify and hold harmless TCWCF, IA
(and the fellow chat members), the Provider and any third party provider
from and against any and all claims, losses, liabilities, damages,
libel, slander, elk, porcupines, cheesy birthday graphics, costs
and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees and costs) arising
out of or related to your breach of your agreements, representations and
warranties contained in this Site Agreement or your use of the Services
or Information. (i) in violation of this Site Agreement, (iii) in
violation of any applicable law, rule or regulation, or (iii) your
failure to maintain the security of your General Good Humor as
applicable in accordance with this Site Agreement. This indemnification
shall be binding upon you and your executors, heirs, successors and
assigns.
5) HYPERLINKS
The Site may provide links to other sites (for
example, www.fbiguy.com, www.bbchatter.com,
www.tvclubhouse.com, www.freespeech.com)
as a convenience to its Agents. These links are not on a Top Secret
server and those sites are solely responsible for the content on their
site. We have not verified the accuracy or completeness of any
information presented on those sites. Furthermore, we do not solicit,
offer, endorse, or negotiate any products or services on those sites.
I HAVE READ AND
UNDERSTAND THIS SITE AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF ITS TERMS
AND CONDITIONS.
I acknowledge that I have read and received
electronically a copy of this Site Agreement. If
you got this far, congratulations, just send me an email containing the
code word "ELK" and you're in!