To obtain access to the Top Secret chatroom, please submit a statement of intent, your Curriculum Vitae, and three character references to:

TOP SECRET CHATROOM

You will be notified via electronic transmission of your acceptance or rejection within 48 hours of receipt of required documentation.

 

Agents who wish to bypass the official registration may join simply by providing they adhere to the following:

This Site Agreement between The Chick Who Created FBIGUY ("TCWCF") and Agent It's Aawnn, Owner of the Chatroom ("IA," and collectively with CTCWCF and IA "we" or "us"), and the following categories of persons ("you" or "your") and relates to certain electronic services and information ("Services") to which you will have electronic access to the Top Secret Chatroom on the Internet ("Site"):

You will receive all the Services received by a Special Agent except that a Special Agent will have no time limitation with respect to the use of these Services as long as they remain a Special Agent. Registration on the Site is not required for this user category. The end of the disclosure will reveal instructions on how to obtain the ability to communicate electronically with a Other Special Agents.

You acknowledge that the Site is for informational purposes only and does not constitute a or insinuate direct communication with Special Agent Owens or any member of his family.

To become a Special Agent you must agree to be bound by all of the terms and conditions that govern your use of the Site as set forth in this Site Agreement below. An Agent will be deemed to accept the terms and conditions of this Site Agreement by using the Site.

1) GOVERNING LAW

Except for statutes of limitation applicable to claims, this Site Agreement and all the terms herein shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States of America or more specifically to the whims of the chatroom owner  without giving effect to principles of conflicts of law or said whims.

2) INDEMNIFICATION

You hereby indemnify and hold harmless TCWCF, IA (and the fellow chat members), the Provider and any third party provider from and against any and all claims, losses, liabilities, damages, libel, slander, elk, porcupines, cheesy birthday graphics,  costs and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees and costs) arising out of or related to your breach of your agreements, representations and warranties contained in this Site Agreement or your use of the Services or Information. (i) in violation of this Site Agreement, (iii) in violation of any applicable law, rule or regulation, or (iii) your failure to maintain the security of your General Good Humor as applicable in accordance with this Site Agreement. This indemnification shall be binding upon you and your executors, heirs, successors and assigns.

5) HYPERLINKS

The Site may provide links to other sites (for example, www.fbiguy.comwww.bbchatter.com, www.tvclubhouse.com, www.freespeech.com) as a convenience to its Agents. These links are not on a Top Secret server and those sites are solely responsible for the content on their site. We have not verified the accuracy or completeness of any information presented on those sites. Furthermore, we do not solicit, offer, endorse, or negotiate any products or services on those sites.

I HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS SITE AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

I acknowledge that I have read and received electronically a copy of this Site Agreement. If you got this far, congratulations, just send me an email containing the code word "ELK" and you're in!